Finismund Taken Over By Hispanic Supremacists

Does anyone remember Finismund? Yep, that’s right. The Rhodesian War victims. It seems they just couldn’t get any rest. Their blog has recently been hacked and they seem to have been taken over by Hispanic Supremacists. I kid you not, there is such a thing – and it’s just as horrible and antisemitic as the White Supremacist movement. However, I’d say they’re even more insane. Let’s look at some of the quotes from the forum on which they announced this “takeover”, shall we?

(Please note that these were translated from Spanish by Pristinian Herald Staff. While we have checked every translation for accuracy, we cannot guarantee that our translations are always 100% correct)

The legitimate Uruguayan government of the Confederation of Unified Terran Independent and Colonised States (span. abbr. CELTIC), in light of the micronational abandonment that has occurred in the Kingdom of Finismund, by its old King Don Pedro Máximo I of Finismund and by the abandonment of the claims of the State of El Dorado; has taken the decision to conquer all of the territories belonging to His Majesty King Don Pedro Máximo I of Finismund, to hand over control over said territories to CELTIC, that is to say to the claims of legitimate Uruguay.

Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is actually the least absurd part of the entire post. I won’t post a translation of the entire thing, but the jist of it is, apparently, some fundamentalist Catholic idiot, “Queen Olga of Uruguay”, claims to be the legitimate ruler of Uruguay. Considering Uruguay never had a monarchy of its own (only ever as part of the Viceroyalty of Nueva España), this claim is obviously a bizzarre figment of some – judging by the name, Russian – goon. Almost Talliniesque I’d say. But wait! There’s more in the posts below.

Now the Zionist State of Moriel has pretended to claim Finismund. [...] I have sent a diplomatic message to Finismund, [...] because it is too late for them, we have taken Finismund. What’s more, what we have done is totally legitimate, because no one else claimed it, it was inactive, and its population suffered a genocide. [...] Furthermore we have evangelised the remaining Finismundians, so that they may save their souls. NO to the judeo-Masonic-protestant oligarchy of Moriel! For an authentic, Christian, Aryan Finismund!

Okay. There is so much wrong with this. First of all, you can’t just claim something because it’s gone inactive, unless you had some sort of standing with it in the first place. Judging from the fact that Finismund didn’t appear to be neonazi wankers, I strongly believe that they didn’t. Secondly, “its population suffered a genocide” – what? Seriously? You’re trying to tell us that someone killed a bunch of people, and the respective macronational government didn’t even realise? Sure. Very likely.

Then of course, the last two sentences. Probably one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in micronationalism, ever. Topped only by the disgusting propaganda of Will Sörgel showing a woman with her breast cut off, and some of the original articles of the United Reichs of North America – the difference is, both of those people seem to have matured and evolved past such idiocy and apologised for things like that. I mean, “judeo-Masonic-protestant”? Sure. As we all know, the protestant Church, Masonic lodges and the Jewish orthodox, reformed and liberal societies are completely identical to each other and are conspiring to kill all Hispanics. And, “Aryan”? I’m sorry, but by no stretch of the definition of an “Aryan” race are people of Spanish origin, and especially not indigenous Latin American origin, included. These people are clearly delusional.

The next thing I read was something about Flandrensis. I didn’t know anyone in the MicroWiki sector had actually known about this, but fair dues. Let’s see what they write:

FLANDRENSIS DO NOT APPROVE OF THE ANNEXATION OF FINISMUND

The Moriel Government has communicated with Flandrensis about its opinion on the annexation of Finismund. The Flandrensisian government has announced that it does not approve of the Moriel annexation, because the territory belongs to the Antarctic Micronational Union.

[...]

Moriel has relations with only two Antarctic micronations, the Grand Duchy of Flandrensis and the Sovereign Order of Antarctica (a version of the SMOM).

Here, we can see various things:

The (ultra-Zionist) Morielian authorities do not appreciate the sacred Spanish language, the language of the Spanish Empire, the largest and most powerful Empire in history, because it brought the language of God to many barbaric places. But Moriel dislikes this language and prefers to write without majuscules [it is assumed this means capital letters] and without tildes [the diacritic mark above the Spanish ñ].

[...]

We, the CELTIC, respond to this:

We do not care about the opinion of the Grand Duchy of Flandrensis. We do not recognise any of the delusions of the Anglo-Saxon protestants, who believe that Antarctica belongs to them; we say to them: GRINGOS GO HOME! [...] We do not recognise [the AMU] because it is a Masonic, pro-Zionist organisation of Illuminati, like the OMU and the UME [I presume the OMU is the Organizacion de Micronaciones Unidos, but I do not know who the UME is].

[...]

Furthermore [...] Finismund has been disbanded, therefore it is 100% legitimate that we, the CELTIC, have taken over and reactivated this micronation.

We do NOT recognise this Jewish, godless, gringo and anti-Hispanic organisation and consider it a Jewish-gringo-Yankee-Protestant-Anglo Saxon delusion. For a Hispanic Antarctica! Finismund is free!

Words cannot begin to describe how stupid this is. First of all, Spanish isn’t and cannot be the language of God, primarily because, if we believe the Bible, God spoke to various Israelites in his day, so if anything it must have been a Semitic language like Aramaic. If we believe the Catholic Church, even – note that these people claim to be devout Catholics – the language of God is Latin. This is also still implausible, but at least a little less daft than claiming it is Spanish. Also, the Spanish Empire wasn’t the largest or the most powerful Empire in history. That would have been the British Empire. lrn2history. Furthermore, the AMU isn’t majority Anglo-Saxon. The Germans and the Dutch are mixes of West Germanic races and Celts. Niels is probably mainly Batavian, I am probably mainly Ubian. lrn2racist. Lastly, there aren’t any Jews, ethnic or religious, in the AMU, that I know of. lrn2nazi.

This could become somewhat of a debacle for the AMU. I hope it doesn’t, because we all have better things to do with our time. And, just to annoy these twats, SHEMA YISRAEL ADONAI ELOHAINU ADONAI ECHAD, and RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!